Hello everyone! Remember that list of questions I asked Mr. last week? And one of them was what he thought about Pumpkin Spice Latte's...well you asked and he went and got himself one. Here's his PSL review!
Take it away Mr.
The Purchasing
Experience
Starbucks wasn’t busy for once. A disinterested barista
asked for my order. When I responded with “Venti Pumpkin Spice Latte”, he
responded an internal eye roll that said “Oh… it’s one of you”. What he said out loud was “Do you want
whipped cream?” The odds of this experiment being worth the calories to begin
with are substantially low, so I said, “Yes… however you normally make it”.
Visual Impressions
I got this thing back to the lab (my desk) for a closer
look. Visually, this is a pumpkin drink purchased from a store decked out in
full Thanksgiving regalia and served in a Christmas cup. I think it’s fair to
say this thing is suffering from a bit of an identity crisis.
But I’m not shallow. It’s what’s on the inside that counts,
right?
This is somehow even less promising than the outside. I’ve
seen things this color before. I have not
purposefully ingested anything this color before.
That’s a solid D-minus
in the looks category.
Bouquet (a fancy
word for smell)
Not as pumpkiny or spicy as I expected. It does smell very
latte. So half credit for that one. Not bad though.
Taste
First sip: The first word that comes to mind is “why?” I
could have had my regular unsweetened Cold Brew.
Second sip: It seems a little buttery if that’s possible.
Third – Sixth sip: What the heck does this taste like
anyway?
Seventh sip: I’m not
hating this. Probably the best part about it is that it’s not too sweet, too
pumpkiny, or too spicy. I was advised to get the extra pump of pumpkin spice,
but I’m sure that would have been a mistake. That second pump would have
crossed the line…
Conclusion
This experience reminds me of a business trip I took to San
Antonio. I went there. I walked on the river walk. I had fun. I didn’t pay for
it. And I’m never going back. I don’t hate San Antonio or the PSL, we had an
okay time. It’s me, not you. We should keep in touch. I’ll totally text you
sometime…
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